[ Peter shakes his head, resting a hand on her shoulder compassionately. ]
You've got issues, Maya. Really, really deep issues.
You've got issues, Maya. Really, really deep issues.
[ He sighs with relief. ]
Okay, cool. Groot. [ He blinks, then what he says next comes out in a rush. ] Shit. I mean-- not Groot. I meant to say "great" but it kind of came out "good--"
-- Just. Just forget I said anything, right then.
[ Peter doesn't embarrass easily, but right now his cheeks color a little; he waves at their waiter for the check. Immediately after, the restaurant's owner comes by their table, tells them the meal was comped, and then proceeds to take away ten minutes of Peter and Maya's lives that they'll never get back.
So much for a quick getaway.
By the time the owner leaves, Peter just that much more sure that Xandar was a mistake. He sighs and scrubs his face with his hand. ]
Ready to go?
Okay, cool. Groot. [ He blinks, then what he says next comes out in a rush. ] Shit. I mean-- not Groot. I meant to say "great" but it kind of came out "good--"
-- Just. Just forget I said anything, right then.
[ Peter doesn't embarrass easily, but right now his cheeks color a little; he waves at their waiter for the check. Immediately after, the restaurant's owner comes by their table, tells them the meal was comped, and then proceeds to take away ten minutes of Peter and Maya's lives that they'll never get back.
So much for a quick getaway.
By the time the owner leaves, Peter just that much more sure that Xandar was a mistake. He sighs and scrubs his face with his hand. ]
Ready to go?
Yeah, okay.
[ They exit the restaurant, Peter keeping his head low to avoid drawing further attention -- last thing he wants is to be stopped at the door by a well-meaning citizen, wanting to tell them how thankful he is, about the family he and his team had saved. Normally he'd eat it up. It was nice to be reminded, every once in a while, that you aren't such a total fuck up. Today? It's wasting his time and fraying at his already worn nerves.
He keeps his hands in his pockets as they walk; he's leading them to one of the many nearby parks, and he's hoping that the late hour means it'll be far less populated. He toys with the small box in his coat pocket, twisting it and spinning it and just-- doing anything with it except actually pulling it out. Now's not the right time, he thinks. There hasn't been a good time all night, and it's been frustrating.
He should've had a better plan than, "Wait for the right moment." ]
Hey, um. [ He clears his throat when his voice comes out a little pinched, then rubs the back of his neck with his free hand. ] Sorry about back there. Didn't-- really think it'd be that bad. The people, I mean. Like, um. Maybe we should've gone to a bar.
[ Yeah, that would've been real romantic, Quill. ]
[ They exit the restaurant, Peter keeping his head low to avoid drawing further attention -- last thing he wants is to be stopped at the door by a well-meaning citizen, wanting to tell them how thankful he is, about the family he and his team had saved. Normally he'd eat it up. It was nice to be reminded, every once in a while, that you aren't such a total fuck up. Today? It's wasting his time and fraying at his already worn nerves.
He keeps his hands in his pockets as they walk; he's leading them to one of the many nearby parks, and he's hoping that the late hour means it'll be far less populated. He toys with the small box in his coat pocket, twisting it and spinning it and just-- doing anything with it except actually pulling it out. Now's not the right time, he thinks. There hasn't been a good time all night, and it's been frustrating.
He should've had a better plan than, "Wait for the right moment." ]
Hey, um. [ He clears his throat when his voice comes out a little pinched, then rubs the back of his neck with his free hand. ] Sorry about back there. Didn't-- really think it'd be that bad. The people, I mean. Like, um. Maybe we should've gone to a bar.
[ Yeah, that would've been real romantic, Quill. ]
[ Peter's only seen bits of Eridium up until now -- small chunks that were a little too similar to another glowing, purple stone he's seen before.
(The first time he saw Eridium he'd nearly had something like a war flashback. He shoved it down, though, and no one was the wiser.)
Now, though with the crystals jutting out of the walls -- he thinks it's kind of pretty. And to think, these stupidly valuable rocks have been on Earth all this time. He didn't have to get nabbed and smuggled into space to experience something alien. ]
I'm good if you are.
(The first time he saw Eridium he'd nearly had something like a war flashback. He shoved it down, though, and no one was the wiser.)
Now, though with the crystals jutting out of the walls -- he thinks it's kind of pretty. And to think, these stupidly valuable rocks have been on Earth all this time. He didn't have to get nabbed and smuggled into space to experience something alien. ]
I'm good if you are.
[ He turns away from his examination of the wall to frown. ]
That's not true, right? That just sounds-- stupid.
That's not true, right? That just sounds-- stupid.
[ He was going for a nice, sedate pace, so when Maya grabs him, it catches him all the more off-guard, and he manages a quiet, "Hey!" before they're both seated.
Tonight is seriously not going as planned.
He puts up both of his hands as if in surrender (though he's careful to ensure the box doesn't slip out of his pocket, first). ]
Nothing's wrong, honest. Scout's Honor.
Tonight is seriously not going as planned.
He puts up both of his hands as if in surrender (though he's careful to ensure the box doesn't slip out of his pocket, first). ]
Nothing's wrong, honest. Scout's Honor.
Hey, some folks'll probably just take what they can get, y'know? Maybe better to have any ability than none.
[ A beat, then, ]
Even if that ability is barfin' purple crap all over a dude.
[ A beat, then, ]
Even if that ability is barfin' purple crap all over a dude.
[ He makes a derisive noise. ] No way in hell.
Just sayin', some dudes ain't as well-equipped as others, that's all.
'Sides, I'd want a way cooler power than slag. Like, I dunno, X-Ray vision or teleportation.
Just sayin', some dudes ain't as well-equipped as others, that's all.
'Sides, I'd want a way cooler power than slag. Like, I dunno, X-Ray vision or teleportation.
Maybe I just wanted to spend some private time with a gorgeous girl without anyone butting in? Ever think of that?
[ Okay, well. Shit. He's screwing this up and he sort of-- sinks into the bench. ]
I just, you know. Thought a change of scenery would be nice, is all.
I just, you know. Thought a change of scenery would be nice, is all.
I dunno. [ Idly his hand trails along the wall, though he lifts his fingers before they can touch the raw Eridium. Harmless, probably, but he avoids it all the same. (He'll always hate the color purple, he thinks.) ]
Like, peek at presents before my birthday or Christmas? [ Nevermind he hasn't celebrated a birthday or a Christmas since the last time he was on Earth. ] Check if shit is booby-trapped? Find goons hiding behind walls when we break in somewhere?
There're a lot of practical applications.
[ A beat. ]
You thought I was gonna say somethin' gross, weren't you.
Like, peek at presents before my birthday or Christmas? [ Nevermind he hasn't celebrated a birthday or a Christmas since the last time he was on Earth. ] Check if shit is booby-trapped? Find goons hiding behind walls when we break in somewhere?
There're a lot of practical applications.
[ A beat. ]
You thought I was gonna say somethin' gross, weren't you.
No, it's my fault. [ He pulls a hand down his face. ] I've been seriously lame all night.
Oh, ye of little faith.
'Sides. I don't need x-ray vision to see underneath your clothes.
[ Aaaand there it is. ]
'Sides. I don't need x-ray vision to see underneath your clothes.
[ Aaaand there it is. ]
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