Well, they were already together, I guess? They had a baby, anyway. And yes, before you ask, it had a bucket on its head too, and no, I don't know how Goliaths reproduce. I really don't care to know.
But when we got there to help set things up, there was trouble in paradise, so to speak. Things sort of spiraled out of control from there.
[ And she launches into the story about how Moxxi had a recipe for a love potion (for some reason?) that had the Vault Hunters breaking into a distillery and kidnapping the baby among other things for the ingredients. (The baby's tears were needed, not the baby, thankfully.)
And about how the potion worked, but way too well, and the happy couple decided to take of their helmets so they could properly kiss- but we all know what happens to a Goliath when its helmet comes off. They went on a rampage and killed the entire wedding party before the Vault Hunters put them down. ]
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But when we got there to help set things up, there was trouble in paradise, so to speak. Things sort of spiraled out of control from there.
[ And she launches into the story about how Moxxi had a recipe for a love potion (for some reason?) that had the Vault Hunters breaking into a distillery and kidnapping the baby among other things for the ingredients. (The baby's tears were needed, not the baby, thankfully.)
And about how the potion worked, but way too well, and the happy couple decided to take of their helmets so they could properly kiss- but we all know what happens to a Goliath when its helmet comes off. They went on a rampage and killed the entire wedding party before the Vault Hunters put them down. ]