[ This literally isn't getting him anywhere, so he takes a deep breath to calm himself. And then he counts to five. And then he does it again. ]

Look. You obviously don't like me, and you obviously don't like the fact that I am calling you on some clearly deeply-ingrained shit. So why not get rid of two birds with one stone, huh? Just let me go. I'll get out of your hair, and you can go back to ruling your little planet, and we can both be the happier for it.