Shenanigans!

[phaselocknroll]

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[nostalgiabomb]

Awesome!

[ He moves to wear he left his boots and socks, dropping into a nearby chair to put them back on. ]

So does that mean I have permission to start a brawl?

[phaselocknroll]

You have permission to join one.

[ she ducks out to put her mop away and grab her shoes, coming back a moment later. ]

If it's a slow night, then I guess we'll see.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Boots and socks back on, he stands. ] C'mon, please, just one? Like, a little one. Just me and one scary-looking dude, if he looks at one of us funny.

[phaselocknroll]

I thought you said I wasn't going to have to worry about you starting any fights.

[nostalgiabomb]

Was hoping you'd missed that.

Alright, alright. I'll be good.

[phaselocknroll]

Hey, if someone else starts it, you're free to join in. I'd just rather not spend my evening bailing you out of jail.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He grimaces -- after all, the last time she had bailed him out hadn't been entirely pleasant. ]

Yeah, alright, fair point.

[phaselocknroll]

[ she walks by, making her way out, but pauses to pat him on the head ]

Honey, the sooner you realize I'm always right, the better off you'll be.