Shenanigans!

[phaselocknroll]

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[phaselocknroll]

If you want to hear the rant, you actually have to beat me at video games.

[nostalgiabomb]

Whoa, hey, since when was that a thing?

[phaselocknroll]

Since I made it a thing.

[nostalgiabomb]

I don't remember agreeing to these terms. I haven't signed a binding contract or anything.

[phaselocknroll]

Sorry, but those are the rules.

That I just made up.

[nostalgiabomb]

Can't we at least vote on this? I feel like a vote is in order.

[phaselocknroll]

What good is a two-person vote going to do when both sides have differing opinions?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He purses his lips, then tries hopefully, ]

What if I got two votes?

[phaselocknroll]

You can't get two votes. That's cheating.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Finally he wrinkles his nose. ]

Fine. I win a game, I get to hear you bitch about Fifty Shades. Right?

[phaselocknroll]

That's how it works, yes.

[nostalgiabomb]

Okay. One win sounds fair for, what was it, four hours of entertainment?

[phaselocknroll]

Three and a half, plus an extra half hour for questions.

[nostalgiabomb]

Three and a half.

So what'd happen if I asked you about Twilight?

[phaselocknroll]

Oh no. No no no. We're not going there.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ he laughs a little. ]

And why not? What if I totally wanna go there?

[phaselocknroll]

Why, though?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ the corner of his mouth twitches up in a smile, but he suppresses it in favor of looking Serious. ]

You get this little wrinkle in your brow when you're, like, seriously disgusted. It's kinda cute.

[phaselocknroll]

[ She actually pulls away so that she can better give him a Look ]

That's seriously it?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ he gives in to temptation and shoots her a full blown smile, shoulder lifting in a shrug. ]

That, and I like your voice. I mentioned, right?

[phaselocknroll]

[ She tries to maintain the Look, but it crumbles in the face of that smile. Ugh, he's got a really nice smile. ]

Fine, fine. But only because I like you.

[nostalgiabomb]

So I get to hear what you think about that weird mutant baby?

[phaselocknroll]

[ Disgusted noise. ]

You're seriously ruining the mood here.

[nostalgiabomb]

Whoops. Sorry. [ he doesn't look or sound very apologetic, though. ]

Any way I can make it up to you?

[phaselocknroll]

[ She gives a little chuckle as she settles back down to rest her head on his chest ]

I don't know if you have the energy to make it up to me right now.