Shenanigans!

[phaselocknroll]

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[phaselocknroll]

[ She glances down at her ratty shirt and and equally ratty jeans ] Not somewhere nice, I hope.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He grins. ] Personally, I think you look hot no matter what you wear.

Buuuut, nah, we can go find somewhere extra dingy and divey, if you want. With one or two fights already going on, so you don't have to worry about me starting one.

[phaselocknroll]

Why the hell not? I feel like I haven't phaselocked a drunken asshole in a while.

[nostalgiabomb]

Awesome!

[ He moves to wear he left his boots and socks, dropping into a nearby chair to put them back on. ]

So does that mean I have permission to start a brawl?

[phaselocknroll]

You have permission to join one.

[ she ducks out to put her mop away and grab her shoes, coming back a moment later. ]

If it's a slow night, then I guess we'll see.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Boots and socks back on, he stands. ] C'mon, please, just one? Like, a little one. Just me and one scary-looking dude, if he looks at one of us funny.

[phaselocknroll]

I thought you said I wasn't going to have to worry about you starting any fights.

[nostalgiabomb]

Was hoping you'd missed that.

Alright, alright. I'll be good.

[phaselocknroll]

Hey, if someone else starts it, you're free to join in. I'd just rather not spend my evening bailing you out of jail.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He grimaces -- after all, the last time she had bailed him out hadn't been entirely pleasant. ]

Yeah, alright, fair point.

[phaselocknroll]

[ she walks by, making her way out, but pauses to pat him on the head ]

Honey, the sooner you realize I'm always right, the better off you'll be.