phaselocknroll | Shenanigans!

There's not room for three of us in your bed. It's either me or your ego.

Aww, babe, c'mon, don't make me choose.

Do you and your ego want to sleep on the couch tonight?

[ Is he pouting? Yeah, he's definitely pouting. ]

See? This is why two bedrooms would've been seriously useful.

But the library is so nice.

It would be, except sometimes I get the feeling you like it more than you like me.

Alas, it's true. Reading will always be my one true love.

See? I need my ego to keep me company through the long, cold nights when you're off bein' a nerd.

Wow, excuse you, I am not a nerd.

[ He nudges her with his shoulder. ]

Really? 'Cause you've got that whole bookworm thing goin' on.

That doesn't make me a nerd. It just means I like to read.

[ A patient nod. ]

Nerd.

You know what the call people who like Star Wars too much for their own good?

Geeks.

If I'm a nerd, you're a geek.

[ He shrugs. ]

I can accept that. Pretty much been a geek all my life. Part of my charm.

And what a pair we are.