Shenanigans!

[phaselocknroll]

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[nostalgiabomb]

[ Ah, that surprises him a little -- it's weirdly intimate, but maybe that's just because lately his dates have gone from, "Hi, my name's Peter," to rolling around in the sheets, so who's he to judge?

In any case, he affects a resigned sigh. ]

Fine, fine, cheesy and not actually terrible. The things I do to make a girl happy.

[phaselocknroll]

I'll be sure to thank you properly later.

[nostalgiabomb]

I still wanna hear that speech, though. I bet you jam in at least six words with over five syllables.

I wanna record it and put it on YouTube.

[phaselocknroll]

You will do no such thing!

[nostalgiabomb]

[ That just makes him grin. ]

Oh, are you camera shy?

[phaselocknroll]

No! I just... I have no desire to be on YouTube, ranting or otherwise.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He laughs, but then he holds up a hand, relenting. ]

Alright, alright. Still, I wanna hear it. Should I set aside, like, two hours? Three?

[phaselocknroll]

[ Instantly: ] Three and a half.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He lets out a low whistle. ]

I'll make it four, just in case I have any questions.

[phaselocknroll]

At this rate, you won't be going home until sunrise.

[nostalgiabomb]

I haven't got plans tomorrow.

[phaselocknroll]

[ If it looks like she goes a little red suddenly, it was surely a trick of the light ]

Good to know.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ still, he notices, but he's nice enough not to mention it. ]

We can make that date number two.

[phaselocknroll]

Maybe let's get through date number one, first.

[ she gives his hand a little squeeze, and tugs him towards the movie theater. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ he lets himself be pulled, sighing good-naturedly. ]

Which movie is it?

[phaselocknroll]

You pick.

As long as it's not Fifty Shades.

[nostalgiabomb]

We can go cheesy and terrible.

[phaselocknroll]

[ Yaaay. She gives him a little smile and pays for their tickets (because that's how she rolls).

The movie is terrible, but she was right- terrible in the best way. It's entertaining, and entirely riffable, and with the theater nearly empty thanks to the movie's dismal reviews, she doesn't feel too bad about leaning over and making snide remarks.

She likes making him laugh. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Peter's glad for the relatively empty theater, because at one point he actually snorts at one of Maya's jokes, and he has to give an apologetic shrug to one of the few moviegoers who turn to glare at him.

He has no idea what's going on for most of the movie, too distracted by Maya's running commentary. All he knows is that there's a lot of shit going on, and there's a dude whisper yelling, and Channing Tatum is a dog person?

Who the hell knows.

By the time they're leaving, he feels like he has more questions than answers, and he shakes his head. ]

Wow. That was really bad.

[phaselocknroll]

It really was.

[ She reaches for his hand again as they walk ] But I at least hope you enjoyed yourself.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He twines their fingers together, smiling. ]

Yeah. It helped that you had, like, a Mystery Science Theater thing going on. Not sure if I woulda enjoyed it otherwise.

[phaselocknroll]

Glad I could entertain.

[nostalgiabomb]

I take it from the commentary that you loved it.

[phaselocknroll]

Oh, I had a blast.

Thanks for humoring me.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He nudges her gently with his shoulder ]

Nah, it was fun. Seriously weird movie, but the company made up for it.