It's not as bad as you'd think. [ He pushes a plate toward her -- it's not a fancy sandwich, by any means, but it's certainly one of the more edible things he can manage. After that, he starts working on one for himself. ]
I mean, yeah, there've been a few times where we've had to pry Rocket off of Drax's back -- I mean that literally, by the way, -- and I can name you at least five times where Gamora's stormed off to punch things in the cargo bay, but, you know. Not so bad, given our collective track record.
I mean, it's probably not too different from when all you bunked together with the Crimson Raiders, right?
You guys have all the fun. [ He says it around a mouthful of food. A life among space pirates does little for one's table manners. He looks thoughtful for a second. ]
Huh. You know, we haven't had to disband a cult yet. Definitely puttin' that one on the bucket list.
I'm pretty sure bustin' up a crazy religious group is, like, one of the things you have to check off before you can really call yourself a team. We've mostly been takin' out smugglers and black-market weapons dealers and shit. Small time, to be honest.
[ His expression darkens a little -- just a quick flash, but it's gone in an instant. ] I wouldn't call them cult status. Just a buncha crazy fuckmooks, if anything.
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Yeah? Not bad for a former legendary outlaw, right?
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I mean, yeah, there've been a few times where we've had to pry Rocket off of Drax's back -- I mean that literally, by the way, -- and I can name you at least five times where Gamora's stormed off to punch things in the cargo bay, but, you know. Not so bad, given our collective track record.
I mean, it's probably not too different from when all you bunked together with the Crimson Raiders, right?
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Did he wake up screaming about shit?
Like, literal shit?
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And a bicycle made of meat.
I don't even know.
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A couple of coughs later (which were muffled into the crook of his elbow, so never fear, Gaige) and he can breathe again. ]
Jesus. You guys know the best people.
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[ He pauses. ]
I was about to ask if it was a cool cult, but since it was a cult, I'm thinkin' it's a no.
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Turns out they were, so Lili like, phasewalked in like a badass and helped us melt all their faces. It was pretty sweet.
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Huh. You know, we haven't had to disband a cult yet. Definitely puttin' that one on the bucket list.
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I'm pretty sure bustin' up a crazy religious group is, like, one of the things you have to check off before you can really call yourself a team. We've mostly been takin' out smugglers and black-market weapons dealers and shit. Small time, to be honest.
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Besides, we didn't really disband them, since a few got left behind. More about sending a message, I guess.
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Well, here's hopin' you get your crazy cult one day.
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Maybe they'll worship robots and pray for the day that AI becomes self-aware enough to rise up and take out their fleshy meatbag overlords.
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Fuck! Fuck, I missed it. God damn, I need to see it five times.
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