Shenanigans!

[phaselocknroll]

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[phaselocknroll]

[ she leans over to plant a kiss on his cheek ] We'll get through this.

Right now I think it's wise to scout the area and see if we can set some kind of trap.

[nostalgiabomb]

Yeah. Maybe we can trap it in a really big box.

[phaselocknroll]

Whatever it takes, as long as we get its heart, right?

[nostalgiabomb]

What if I made it fall in love with me? We could get its heart that way.

[phaselocknroll]

I... don't think it works the same way with dragons as it does with Sirens.

[nostalgiabomb]

Damn. Was hoping it could be just that easy.

[phaselocknroll]

Now, now. You wouldn't want to make me jealous, would you?

[nostalgiabomb]

... I won't lie to you. I sort of want to see that now, yeah.

[phaselocknroll]

You... want to see me jealous? [ that is a distinctly odd thing to want!! ]

Honestly and truly, I've never actually been jealous so I... couldn't tell you what it's like.

Not that we need to find out.

[nostalgiabomb]

Damn. I was just gonna suggest, instead of messing around with a dragon, we could just go to a bar, have me flirt with some chick, and you'd be doing more than enough fire-breathing for everyone involved.

[phaselocknroll]

And then we give my heart to tall, pale and creepy?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ And here, Peter pulls a face. ]

Honestly, I'd be a whole lot happier if we didn't give anything to tall, pale and creepy. Seriously, where did they even dredge that guy up?

[phaselocknroll]

Probably from a cave somewhere. One that never sees sunlight.

He creeps me out, too, but Lilith and Roland seem to trust him enough for this.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He's still not sure if he even trusts them, and not for the first time, he has to remind himself that, at the very least, he trusts Maya's judgment.

Eventually, he nods, tries to quell that feeling of distaste at having to make any sort of deal with that guy. ]

We should probably get to work.

[phaselocknroll]

[ She doesn't like it either, but she doesn't see what kind of choice they have. ]

I'm right behind you, love.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Scouting the area means heading back out to trudge through snow and ice and coldness, and Peter keeps close to Maya as they travel. ]

Don't suppose you know some sort of secret weak spot on dragons, huh? Poke them in the right foot and they flop over like a dog wanting its belly rubbed? Anything like that?

[phaselocknroll]

I... ah. I have never fought a dragon before.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ ... guess who's stopping in his tracks.

Guess who's falling silent for a looooong moment.

Guess who's going right back to tightly restrained panic? ]

This. This is gonna go great.

[phaselocknroll]

[ The sudden panic thrumming through their link actually makes Maya panic for the briefest of seconds. She turns to face him ]

What do you want to do, Peter? Because if you want to run, we can run. I don't care.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He sucks in a breath between his teeth, tries to get himself under control. ]

Honestly, I dunno. But-- I just-- I mean, I know I hate the cold, but I don't hate it enough that I'd like to be toasted alive, is all.

[phaselocknroll]

Right now, we're only here to observe, not engage. Let's see what we're up against before we jump to conclusions.

[nostalgiabomb]

Right. And hope maybe the dragon is just misunderstood and in serious need of a hug. Got it.

[phaselocknroll]

We'll be fine.

[ And she turns to start walking again, wings unfurling to give him some heat ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Fuck yeah, warmth, and he hurries to stay close to her. ]

... Sorry. I'm being kind of an asshole about this, huh.

[phaselocknroll]

I... [ she sighs ] I can understand your concern, truly, but I wish you would have a little more faith in our abilities- in your abilities especially.