phaselocknroll | Shenanigans!

So do you.

[ No, really. Like goddamn.

She clears her throat. ] Should we get going?

Sure, yeah, if you're ready. [ He steps aside, making room for her. ]

So I have, like, no idea what's out right now, but I figure we just pick the one with the biggest explosion on the poster and go from there.

[ She exits the apartment, locking the door behind her. ]

You really are a man after my own heart. [ she offers him a smile ] I did hear there's a new sci-fi movie out that's terrible, but in the best possible way.

That's pretty tempting. I do like terrible movies. [ he takes a moment to think it over, then, ] That the one you wanna see, then?

Whatever you like. I'll let you surprise me.

Fifty Shades of Grey it is, then.

You had best be joking or this date is over right now.

[ His hands immediately go up, but he's laughing a little. ]

Joking. Totally joking.

Not a fan, I'm guessing?

I have a whole tirade about that stupid series, but you probably don't want to hear it.

Maybe later in the night.

-- I'm glad you shot that down, though. I have no idea what I would've said if you were up for it.

"Oh no, look at the time I think I left a pie in the oven"?

[ He laughs again. ]

Huh, alright. Definitely using that for next time.

[ She's learning that she likes to hear him laugh, and she grins ]

I am a master of non-awkward ways to get out of uncomfortable situations.

And, apparently, someone who thinks I'm the kinda person who bakes pies. Which is kinda flattering, seeing as how the best thing I can do in a kitchen is boil water.