Shenanigans!

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[isaymechro]

Aw thanks, Petes. You really know how to flatter a girl.

[nostalgiabomb]

I mean, you could've made an arm brace or a bracelet or, like, literally anything else.

[isaymechro]

Nah, man. Too much stuff. I was gonna have to carry around a friggin' metal baseball bat if I wanted to be able to summon DT.

[nostalgiabomb]

Christ-- I dunno if I should be in awe of your insane dedication or just. Be afraid. Because you're clinically insane.

[isaymechro]

It's not insanity. It's dedication.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He waves a hand. ] I say tomato, you say to-mah-to.

[isaymechro]

Whatever, dude. If you were a man of science, you would totally get it.

[nostalgiabomb]

Yeah, I guess you geeks move in strange, mysterious, self-mutilating ways that fly way over my head. I'll just stick to shooting and punching things and looking really fucking good while I'm at it.

[ He casts another appraising look around the room and -- the shelves do look good. And while Peter's not bad when it comes to repairs on the ship or MacGyvering stuff together, he doubts he would've been able to manage this as well as Gaige has. ]

Y'know, you should probably take a break. You've been at it for a while.

[isaymechro]

If I'm a geek for building robots, than what the hell are you? Because I'm pretty sure "connoisseur of 1980's pop culture and science fiction" is a fancy way of saying "geek".

[ She follows his gaze, a self-satisfied little smirk on her face. Damn she's good. ]

Is that an offer for lunch I hear?

[nostalgiabomb]

Nah. I'm just cool. [ He shrugs, as if to say that it can't be helped. That he's so cool, that is. ]

Anyway, if you're a fan of reconstituted something-or-others, grub's on me, 'cause that's about all I can manage. If you want actual food, you'll have to grab Drax, and he's in the middle of sparring with Gamora, and he's liable to snap your neck if he's too in the zone.

[ He pushes away from the shelf he was leaning against and heads out. ] C'mon, kid.

[isaymechro]

[ She maintains that he's a total geek, but opts not to bring that up in the face of free lunch. She takes her mask off and sets her tools aside to follow him out. ]

Aye, aye cap'n. Onward to nourishment and no neck-snappage!

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He leads them to the tiny little space they've affectionately called the galley, though it's little more than a square table on one side; a fridge, a stove, and narrow cupboards are housed in a little alcove, and Peter immediately starts digging through what they've got. There's a muffled and pleased, "-- Oh, what the, we have bread?" before Peter calls back to Gaige. ]

Hey, I know I just got your hopes up for that just-add-water crap, but do you want a sandwich instead?

[isaymechro]

Hey, I'm never gonna turn down a free sandwich.

... Y'know, this is a pretty neat place you got here.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He is INSTANTLY pleased as he starts getting out the fixings for a sandwich. The Milano is his baby, after all. ]

Yeah? Not bad for a former legendary outlaw, right?

[isaymechro]

Yeah. I mean, I can only imagine how cramped it gets with six of you on board, but at the same time it's kinda... I dunno, cozy, I guess?

[nostalgiabomb]

It's not as bad as you'd think. [ He pushes a plate toward her -- it's not a fancy sandwich, by any means, but it's certainly one of the more edible things he can manage. After that, he starts working on one for himself. ]

I mean, yeah, there've been a few times where we've had to pry Rocket off of Drax's back -- I mean that literally, by the way, -- and I can name you at least five times where Gamora's stormed off to punch things in the cargo bay, but, you know. Not so bad, given our collective track record.

I mean, it's probably not too different from when all you bunked together with the Crimson Raiders, right?

[isaymechro]

Ooooh man, that was some crazy shit. Rooming with Krieg is an adventure all on its own.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He laughs a little. ]

Did he wake up screaming about shit?

Like, literal shit?

[isaymechro]

I distinctly remember hearing something about a poop train once.

And a bicycle made of meat.

I don't even know.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He was in the middle of eating his sandwich, but he nearly chokes when he starts laughing.

A couple of coughs later (which were muffled into the crook of his elbow, so never fear, Gaige) and he can breathe again. ]

Jesus. You guys know the best people.

[isaymechro]

Man you don't even know. Did Maya tell you that Lilith had her own cult?

[nostalgiabomb]

-- What the hell? No.

[ He pauses. ]

I was about to ask if it was a cool cult, but since it was a cult, I'm thinkin' it's a no.

[isaymechro]

She asked us to infiltrate it to see if they were doin' like, unwilling human sacrifice and shiz.

Turns out they were, so Lili like, phasewalked in like a badass and helped us melt all their faces. It was pretty sweet.

[nostalgiabomb]

You guys have all the fun. [ He says it around a mouthful of food. A life among space pirates does little for one's table manners. He looks thoughtful for a second. ]

Huh. You know, we haven't had to disband a cult yet. Definitely puttin' that one on the bucket list.

[isaymechro]

Well, if the Children of the Firehawk ever start making a comeback, I'll give you a call.